The newsletter. The first one. I'm writing this now. Wahoo.
Say, is it just me or is it hot in here?
All jokes aside, it's an honor and a privilege to be working on this project! Oh, and if it wasn't noticeable by now, this isn't Ton writing these.
Hiya! It's me, Rat! Your favorite dev.
Later on we'll have an archive for these things, but for now it's just the one! No need to create an archive for just one little, insignificant newsletter. It's just not efficient!
If these newsletters look wonky, that's because I'm still leaning HTML and you aren't allowed to judge me, lest the quality start to degrade.
I'll get better, I swear!
In all reality, we're excited to show you what we've been working on these past few months! Unfortunately, we don't have any actual game footage to show you. Unless you want to see a dark void with Quill walking around in it. That's... pretty much it, honestly.
Game development take time and effort! While I can write all day and plan out marketing strategies that involve a certain mystery man, a game actually being coded and sprites being developed? A nightmare, I say! A nightmare!!
And no, not a single writer is willing to learn Gamemaker. No matter how desperate we are.
So! If you want to help out, message Ton (project manager) on Discord! We're always looking out for more people to help out!
Alright, alright, I'm sure you're all waiting for the main show!
Please give a warm welcome to Quill Hayes!
Quill here is non-binary and a piece of shit, also known as your very own vessel!
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Okay, perhaps I'm being too harsh, but it's best not to get attached to vessels, especially not ones that have... control.
Yes, you heard that right folks. This vessel is a bit... bitey. Quill, more strong-willed, has some very fine control over some things! Your personal Quill can:
Ahem. Anywho.
I think you can tell that Quill does not enjoy your little puppetry, but let you do it anyway! Why? Because they'd die, of course!
...
It's not really that funny.
On a lightner (see what I did there) note, let's go over some character traits!
Quill is-
What the-
Hey, wait a minute! HEY, GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF-
A... rat just stole my papers. All of them. Shit.
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Welp, guess that's the end of this newsletter! Tune back in later for the next one!
Huh? When is the next one?
Well, how about you have a little PATIENCE!
*It seems like he stormed off in a fit of rage.
*But he left something on the floor...
*It's... A picture of an egg?